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  • swarmster
    Apr 19, 01:10 PM
    It can be scrollable. And can't icons just be overlaid in the corner a'la Lion Mission Control?

    It could be scrollable, but expose isn't scrollable so you're mixing metaphors. And it's not just about whether you can fit more than 9 apps - what if you're using bulky apps and can only keep 7 apps in memory at once (the iPad 1 had less memory, remember)? You're putting up invisible walls in your interface.

    Little icons in the corner is one option, although in a way making the icon a sub-feature of the window implies that multiple windows could be associated with that icon, which isn't true. Even if you don't agree, it is just one alternative, and it would be presented along with all the other prototypes, and Apple apparently decided the multitasking pane was better. Expose isn't always an evolution.


    The current implementation is also inconsistent in the UI department, in that the same action and will result in two different actions.

    In some cases, a hold > jiggle > close will result in an app shutting down, and other times the same action set (hold > jiggle > close) will result in an app being deleted.

    Are you arguing that the multitasking pane doesn't have clear differentiation from the home screen? I thought giving it a different texture, pushing the home screen up out of the way, and requiring a quick double-press to bring it up accomplished that.





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  • solvs
    Sep 27, 12:18 PM
    ...that developer friend of yours is breaking his agreement with Apple and he should stop.
    I think he was just trying to convince me to sign up. I'm not so sure now. We'll see what happens with this next version.





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  • DewGuy1999
    Apr 26, 03:40 PM
    I paid $3.949 per gallon on Saturday, this is the price at the station down the street from me today (not my picture):

    http://media.mlive.com/news/baycity_impact/photo/9515540-large.jpg





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  • freeny
    Apr 8, 09:05 AM
    Everything I've been reading is saying that it is the riders and not the actual budget that some GOP members are holding out on. It is more about cutting off PPH then the actual budget reduction...



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  • boch82
    Apr 27, 10:56 AM
    MPEG Stream Clip (assuming these are not protected DVDs)

    Drag the VOB file into the app
    Open as a stream so you get the whole dvd.

    drag the slider to the beginning of the clip you want press "i" drag the slider to the end press "o"

    export to the settings you need for your editing app





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  • maclaptop
    Apr 27, 12:47 AM
    Coming soon to a theater near you, on a "Magical & Revolutionary" NEW technology by Apple: DVD

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  • liavman
    Mar 24, 03:51 PM
    I am going out there now to get one.





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  • Thomas Harte
    Nov 11, 09:57 AM
    Wow, just like in America!

    That's what you get for voting the Democrats in!



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  • TheSideshow
    Apr 22, 06:30 PM
    What I learned today: Mac users are hipster douches who think they are tech savvy, but still too dumb to run Windows.





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  • runeasgar
    Jan 6, 03:34 PM
    so then how will it work exactly when i turn all the PN's on? Will i get alerts in the form of a text message? or will it have a little number in the corner of the app??

    It's a sound, "text message" box, and "badge" (a little number on the icon for the app). Or any combination that you choose.

    It is not a traditional text message. It won't show up in your SMS, and you don't have to delete it. It's just a notification.



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  • steve knight
    Apr 8, 10:50 AM
    the thing is the fundamentalists don't want birth control they want woman to breed like rabbits.




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  • barkmonster
    Sep 23, 08:19 PM
    I think they're slower than you think if you're talking raw DSP muscle.

    The price/performance of a mac is terrible at the moment but the interface, available software and midi management (especially patchnames) is still way ahead of the PC.

    There's a thread on the Protools LE for Windows forum on the Digidesign User Conference where they've put together the best PC for under $800 and tested it in protools LE using the same 5 plug-ins per track test as those of us in the mac forum have performed.

    This PC, an Athlon XP2200+ handles 180 plug-ins

    The fastest mac currently tested, with an original retail value of $3,499 handles only 135 plug-ins.

    Now concidering the mac in question is only running 1 of it's cpus, has a 133MHz FSB to the 333Mhz FSB on the PC and it's less than half the clock speed, it's quite impressive on paper but 4 times the price just for a superdrive, firewire and an OS that doesn't make me puke just looking at it isn't really very good.

    A plus point is those plug-in counts will soar in OS X once Protools LE is dual CPU aware and I know any mac I buy will be more than fast enough to handle at least 4 times what my beige G3 can. It's just annoying that when I do get round to getting a faster model a used dual 800 SQ or maybe even a dual 1Ghz QS is the best I can hope for and both are thoroughly battered senseless by a dirt cheap PC.

    Mind you, once I've got a new mac I doubt I'll care what those other brands can do. It's the OS that's kept me hooked on macs and OS X looks absolutely fantasic for audio.



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  • The Phazer
    Nov 6, 05:50 AM
    It'd be great news to have an Oyster card in the next iPhone...

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  • iJohnHenry
    May 3, 07:25 AM
    commanded by Bin Laden's second in command...

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    Now serving Number 2.



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  • slffl
    Sep 25, 10:27 AM
    Wow, it looks like that's it. I guess we shouldn't expect much if Jobs isn't doing the presentation himself.





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  • whatever
    Oct 10, 01:29 PM
    If you ask me, it's pretty clear Apple will update all of its laptops before the holiday season. I personally can't wait to buy a new MB, because my 600 MHz G3 iMac is getting a bit sluggish. My question is this: Will it be a simple CPU upgrade, or will Apple change pricing and/or other hardware (such as HD capacity, RAM, etc.)? Oh, and how long do I have to wait?
    It's pretty clear that Apple will not be releasing to laptops before the holiday season. Laptops just aren't the typical gift. They are in the wrong price range.

    Don't be surprised to see iTV sooner than later or the long waited video iPod.

    Expect the new revised Mac Book Pro in January, featuring a redesigned enclosure and keyboard.

    Sorry, but that the way it is.



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  • Kingsly
    Sep 27, 01:30 AM
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  • JaSuS
    Aug 19, 02:44 PM
    I don't understand all the bad push back for this new feature.

    I'm walking down inner city and notice Jane is at the local coffee shop, I'll say hi. I'm at the concert with a buddy, and notice Brad is there too. I just entered this really neat cupcake place, I want to let my FRIENDS know.

    If you're freaked out a creeper may know your location, why are you friends with them?

    All the positive to this new, cool feature - and everyone says is - this will track your every move and people will kidnap you and break into your house, blah blah blah.

    I agree my friend......you might just catch Jane in a vulnerable position of getting laid !!!!





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  • EricNau
    Nov 11, 02:25 AM
    Why did they replace Justin Long in these ads? ...I could have sworn he spoke Japanese. ;) :p





    bloodycape
    Sep 25, 11:20 PM
    Kind of reminds me of how Monster Cable went after everything that had the word monster in it, like the movie Monsters INC., Monster.com and others.





    robinp
    Nov 6, 01:25 AM
    My old flatmate was invited by O2 to take part in a trial of this technology in a nokia phone here in london. The phone had the ability to be an Oyster card (pay for public transport), an instant pay barclay card and to read a series of tags which he was given. Not sure what they were really useful for to be honest, but I guess you could set it up to change settings depending on location.

    I think the trial was a success, so it doesn't surprise me that this would be incorporated in the iPhone.





    iStudentUK
    Apr 5, 09:20 AM
    Not surprised. Apple have created all this interest in the tablet market. For now they are top dog. They won't maintain whatever huge market share they have, but I'm sure they will remain top-dog for the next couple of years.





    rasmasyean
    Apr 30, 07:36 PM
    Their entire careers depend on maintaining an OS that needs constant maintenance. Windows is inherently broken, and an entire industry grew up to take full advantage of exactly that. Too funny.

    Anyone who knows anything about IT knows that "Windows" is not "broken". It's just extremely "breakable". :p The fact that a million ppl try to write viruses to steal money from the million banks that use it and have a billion customers that use it doesn't help either. But that's where professional security IT comes in. Not even a Mac is "immune" to this, so pro Mac IT should use security too.

    The reason why carreers are made on "maintaining Windows" is because it's POWERFUL. Why would a group of engineers, developers, and MBA's constanty buy an OS that is > 3x more costly than a Mac OS...just up front? And require numerous certifications beyond a "CS degree" to upkeep? And this is just the "desktop" version, never mind the server version which is the leader in the server industry. No...it's NOT u/linix sorry...because "web page servers" are not the only computers in data centers!

    The only "entire industry who grew up to uptake Windows" is the average person who tried to copy what they used for work...and in some cases, the software packages from "IT friends". They may be stuck with something they can't handle if they aren't careful about downloading porn, but it still doesn't change the fact that Windows is much more powerful and hence requires much more "computer-savviness" to use on average.





    pacmania1982
    Apr 2, 04:38 AM
    I put �20 in the car yesterday, and paid �1.31.9 per liter. Working that out with the exchange rate, I'm paying about $7.75 per US gallon. It currently costs me about �50 ($78) to fill my tank, and I get about 300 miles out of it. I do ~250 miles a week.

    pac



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